Who
is the best musician to have emerged
from east London?
Brown Sauce:
Chas and Dave or Steve Mariott
Someone
asks you for your autograph. You say,
‘What message do you want’?
They reply, ‘It’s up to
you’. What do you to write?
Brown Sauce:
Avez vous le sex pour moi. Regards.
What’s
the worst thing about east London?
Brown Sauce:
Cockney rednecks that still idolise
the Krays and all those other gangster
melons.
East
London is known for its Cockney rhyming
slang. Can you invent a piece of slang
now?
Brown Sauce:
The little bugger threw a conker at
me so I kicked him up the Jodie. (Marsh
/ Arse).
Worst
east Londoner to have ever lived?
Brown Sauce:
Those charming Krays. Always looked
after their muvva though didn't they?
Wankers.
Which
issue should be of most concern to
Londoners at present?
Brown Sauce:
The amount of Toni and Guy hairdressers
popping up. Nu wave monsters that
must be stopped.
What’s
the strangest thing that’s happened
to you while living in east London?
Brown Sauce:
I met a happy bus driver the other
day. Whoa.
What
can the audience expect from you at
a live gig?
Brown Sauce: Funny
shoes, trousers and some good songs.
Bit of swearing. 
