Someone
asks you for your autograph. You say,
‘What message do you want’?
They reply, ‘It’s up to
you’. What do you to write?
A
Human: I’m glad you like our
music. Don’t ever look me in
the eye again.
What’s
the best thing about east London?
A
Human: Amhurst café in Hackney.
They put rice in the salt shaker to
allow for a smoother pouring action.
What’s
the worst thing about east London?
A
Human: Tramps. They can really spoil
a middle class bohemian’s day
out. And flip-flops.
East
London is known for its Cockney rhyming
slang. Can you invent a piece of slang
now?
A
Human: Thora Hird (Turd).
What’s
the strangest thing that’s happened
to you while living in east London?
A
Human: I met someone who wasn’t
in a band.
Worst
east Londoner to have ever lived?
A
Human: Nasty Nick Cotton.
Which
issue should be of most concern to
Londoners at present?
A
Human: Neu Rave and terrorism. Maybe
not terrorism as much.
What
can the audience expect from you at
a live gig?
A
Human: Shingles.
